Featuring:
STEVE SHANYASKI,
DANNY MCLOUGHLIN PLUS RESIDENT MC


DOORS 7.45PM / 16+
£9 / TABLE SEATS £11
Box office: 01642 525 199








 

In a last minute change to the bill, we kick off the first Catch 22 of the year with a headline set from quick witted charmer Steve Shanyaski (replacing Dan Nightingale). A cross between Peter Kay and Eddie Izzard, he’ll do very nicely for us thank you.

Support comes from Danny McLoughlin, one of the hotly tipped stand ups from the North West comedy scene.

 
 
Featuring:
TONY BURGESS,
PLUS SUPPORT
AND MC MATT REED


7.30PM DOORS /
EARLY BIRD £8 /
REGULAR £11/ 18+
Box office: 01642 729729




 

Charmingly cheeky Manc Toby Burgess combines a winning outlook on life along with some killer punchlines. It's a deadly mix and has earned him the reputation as one of the most sought after stand-ups in the country. He also writes for Lily Savage, Steve Coogan and Johnny Vegas. If he's good enough for them, then he'll deffo do us just fine!

 
 
DOORS 7:30pm /
SHOW 8:00pm /
£20 / £18 conc / 16 +
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

I, Julian Clary, have done for mincing what Michael Flatley did for Irish dancing.

But has the bottom fallen out of the homosexual meat market? I must tour my kingdom to find out…

In these difficult times I feel I should go and comfort my people in the provinces. My friend

 

Damien tells me the men are very hard up in Sheffield. I only hope I'm not too late.

I'm 50. The shame of it. This will be an intimate evening - a celebration, no less, of my twenty-five years in the camp spotlight: how I got there and why I refuse to leave. Come and see me before they put me in a home for tired old knackers.

www.julianclary.co.uk

 
 
Catch 22 presents this hilarious one man show with Alun Cochrane

DOORS 7.45PM / 16+
£9 / TABLE SEATS £11
Box office: 01642 525 199








 

Alun Cochrane's new Daydreamer (At Night) show was the MUST SEE gig at Edinburgh this year. A man gently wandering through his daydreams might not sound like a comedy goldmine but in the hands of this dour, whimsically laidback Yorkshireman, his sharp-as-you-like twisted observations "had people laughing so hard they didn't seem able to stop. He'll be filling arenas soon" The Independent.

 
 
DOORS 7.30pm /
SHOW 8.00PM /
£18.50 / AGE TBC
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

The Actor, Adventurer and Author takes a break from travelling the world, to travel the UK with a
brand new live show. The star
 

of 'Long Way Round', 'Long Way Down', 'Race To Dakar' and 'By Any Means' hosts an evening of stories, anecdotes and tales from his worldwide escapades. Plus supporting act to open the show.

Charley on facebook

 
 
Featuring:
LLOYD LANGFORD,
STEVE WILLIAMS
PLUS RESIDENT MC


DOORS 7.45PM / 16+
£9 / TABLE SEATS £11
Box office: 01642 525 199


"The New Prince Charming of Comedy...the find of the year" Paramount Comedy.

"Instantly likeable" Time Out
 

He's only 26 but terrifically talented young Welshman Lloyd Langford has been charming the pants off even the biggest names in comedy with his natural wit and playful style. You saw him here first!

Support comes from fellow Welsh stand up Steve Williams. "It's not often that I laugh so much I snort like a pig" Chortle

 
 
7.30PM / £15 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

The youngest comic ever to win the Perrier award - for his Edinburgh Fringe debut in 1990 - Sean Hughes is back with a brand new show, bursting at the seams with the darkly brilliant, self-deprecating barbed wit that has kept him at the top of his game ever since.

The star of The Last Detective (ITV), Never Mind The Buzzcocks
 

(BBC) and Sean's Show (Channel 4) whose dark, explosive style and quick-fire audience banter have made him a household name is not to be missed. Book Now.

'Hugely impressive and intelligent' Time Out

'One of the best stand-ups of his generation' Daily Telegraph


sean hughes on myspace

 
 
Featuring:
STEVE SHANYASKI
CAIMH McDONNELL,
AND MC MATT REED


7.30PM DOORS /
EARLY BIRD £8 /
REGULAR £12/ 18+
Box office: 01642 729729


 

Quick-witted charmer Steve Shanyaski has been described as a cross between Eddie Izzard and Peter Kay. That'll do nicely for us!

Support comes from genial white-haired Irishman Ciamh (pronounced Queeve) McDonnell. Chatty, playful and downright beguiling, he could have walked straight out of Father Ted.

"Superb - a source of joy" Time Out

 
 
Featuring:
DAVE JOHNS,
CHRIS MARTIN
PLUS RESIDENT MC


DOORS 7.45PM / 16+
£9 / TABLE SEATS £11
Box office: 01642 525 199


Wry, mischievous and cheekily surreal, Dave Johns is the Godfather of the Geordie comedy scene.

 

You've probably seen him on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and 8 out of 10 Cats. You might not know that he's also appeared alongside Christian Slater in the stage version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

"Sublime" The Guardian

Support comes from dry-as-a-bone stand-up Chris Martin.


 
 
7.30PM / £15 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

Lockipedia
Is a brand new stand-up show from the comedian Sean Lock.

Lockipedia
Is a very unreliable, misleading but highly entertaining information resource.

Lockipedia.
Is Sloppy Knowledge.

Lockipedia.
Is what Sean 'knows' about stuff.

Lockipedia
Can only be accessed live.

 


Lockipedia
Is funny.


Star of BBC2's 'QI' and team captain on Channel 4's '8 Out Of 10 Cats'.

'One of the finest and most original comedians around'
THE INDEPENDENT

'Punchy, inventive, superb… undeniably brilliant'
THE TIMES

'A-true master comedian'
TIME OUT

sean lock on myspace

 
 
Featuring:
PHIL NICHOL,
CARL DONNELLY
PLUS RESIDENT MC


DOORS 7.45PM / 16+
£9 / TABLE SEATS £11
Box office: 01642 525 199


IF.COM Eddie Award Winner (Perrier to us!), headliner Phil Nichol hovers between insanity and brilliance - always
 

a good combination in our book. A Tasmanian devil with a guitar, wickedly funny songs and superb improvisational skills. One of our absolute favourite acts. "Awesome, pin you in your seats stuff" Time Out

Support comes from self confessed 21st slacker Carl Donnelly - "one of the highest rated emerging stars" The Guardian.



 
 
Featuring:
STEVE HARRIS,
JOHN WARBURTON &
MC DANNY MCLOUGHLIN


7.30PM DOORS /
EARLY BIRD £8 /
REGULAR £12/ 18+
Box office: 01642 729729


 

Steve Harris knows a thing or two about crowd-pleasing stand-up - mixing good old fashioned puns with dead funny, human beatbox musical comedy.

Corrie Fans might recognise John Warburton as The Street's Barry Sidwell. He's also a great stand up, with tons of smart alec asides and cutting one liners.

"Rock'n'roll and very, very funny," - Loaded, 9/10.


 
 
7.30PM / £14 / £12 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

The multi-award winning comedian and star of 'For one Night Only', 'Michael McIntyre's Roadshow', 'Skins', 'The Late Late Show', '8 Out of 10 Cats', performs his exciting and hilarious show that will have audiences begging for more.
 


"A comic revolutionary…
Not to be missed" The Independent

"If you fail to laugh like a lunatic, check yourself into a mortuary: You are probably dead" Metro

johnbishoponline.com

 
 
8.00PM / £16.50 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

Following last year's sell-out tour and sensational performances on 'The Royal Variety Performance', 'Live At The Apollo', and 'Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow', the Welsh Wonder is back on the road with a brand new show. Last year, he punched a shop-assistant over the duvet tog-rating system and went berserk over a mince pie. Stung by accusations that he over-reacts, this year Rhod sets out on an emotional rollercoaster of a journey to discover the truth. Is he, as he believes, a visionary in a sea of closed minds, or has he, as everyone else believes, got anger-management problems?


 

Total sell-out, Edinburgh 2005-2008. Perrier Nominee 2008. One of the hottest names in stand-up today. Catch him while you can.

'Comic of the Year', 'Breakthrough Act' & 'Best Show' Winner - Time Out 2008

"Without doubt one of the best comedians anywhere in the world right now"
Time Out

"Comedy manna from heaven" Independent

"A joy to behold" Times

rhod gilbert on myspace

 
 
7.30PM / £19.50 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

Following 2008's sold out national tour, best selling DVD 'Dara O Briain Talks Funny' and his debut book 'Tickling The English', award winning stand up comedian Dara O Briain hits the road again in 2010.

While not hosting BBC2's 'Mock The Week' Dara is the star of 'Three Men and a Boat', has appeared on 'Live From The Apollo" and is also a Guardian sports columnist.

"His set is a masterclass in intelligent stand-up" The Guardian


 

As seen on Q.I and Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

"If you don't laugh at O Briain check your pulse you must be dead" The Evening Standard.

Don't miss this unique opportunity to catch the most charming, charismatic, fast-talking funny man working on the UK's live comedy circuit today. Book early to avoid disappointment.



dara on myspace

 
 
Featuring:
JUNIOR SIMPSON,
PAUL MCCAFFERY,
SAM AVERY and
MC MATT REED


7.30PM DOORS /
EARLY BIRD £8 /
REGULAR £12/ 18+
Box office: 01642 729729


 

Dubbed the new Lenny Henry, Junior Simpson's searing satires of everything from Ragga music to Pentecostal preachers have earned him headline spots up and down the land, plus his own show on Channel 5, In the Dark with Junior Simpson.

"My absolute festival highlight" The Guardian.

Support comes from high energy observationalist Paul McCaffery and former rock star (really!) Sam Avery.



 
 
8.15PM / 16+ / £10
Box office: 01642 525 199


Star of Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.

Fresh from a 2009 Edinburgh Comedy Awards nomination (Best Newcomer) and a critically acclaimed sell-out run at this year’s Fringe Kevin Bridges, Scotland's 'young comedy prodigy' (Guardian) is set to record his debut DVD this May at the 10,000 seat Glasgow SECC Arena.
 

Kevin’s recent Edinburgh Comedy Award nomination and his stand out performance on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (BBC ONE, June/October 2009) have highlighted an exceptional 12 months for the young Glaswegian comic. With his hotly anticipated DVD on the way and a string of high profile television appearances including Live at the Apollo, 2010 is destined to be his year.

“Kevin Bridges is destined for the top” The Herald *****

“Unmissable” The Mirror *****

 
 
8.00PM / £20 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

Following his epic record-breaking tour in 2008, Frankie Boyle, star of BBC2’s Mock the Week and one of the hottest and most controversial comedians of the moment, is back on the road in 2010 with an all new live show.

“This is meat-and-potatoes stand-up, but the sauce is tart, the meat's bleeding and the spuds are hard as rock” The Guardian
 

“You can forgive Frankie Boyle's confidence and his apparent belief that he is really that good. That is simply, because he is” Edinburgh Evening News

Frankie’s autobiography, My Shit Life So Far, will be released in October 2009.


www.frankieboyle.com

 
 
8.15PM / 16+ / £12
Box office: 01642 525 199


Following the back of two sold out world tours, the stories in "Fear" take place all over the globe, making for an epic tale of one man’s journey through his own psychological minefield.

As always Jason’s shows are designed to make you FEEL something. By addressing his own fears Jason hopes to "show people that we are not alone, that we are all as odd as each other. Failing that I'll just end up looking like a freak

 

for an hour as people stare at me trying to explain why I am the way I am"

Since his astonishing debut show “Confessions” in 2007 and the even more critically acclaimed “Joy” in 2008, Jason has gained an army of fans who are attracted to the one thing Jason always guarantees in his shows: Total honesty.

Oh, and maximum hilarity too.

‘Uplifting and joyful’ - Time Out

‘Joyfully uplifting and playfully honest hilarity’ - Chortle

 

 
 
7.30PM / £20 / 16+
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC1; Walk on the Wild Side, BBC1; As Seen on TV, BBC1; 8 out of 10 Cats, Channel 4; Royal Variety Performance 2009, ITV1; Jason Manford & Friends, BBC Radio 2.

"SHARP OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY…INSPIRED ONE-LINERS…MANFORD CERTAINLY KNOWS HOW TO GET THE LAUGHS." Metro

"ONE OF THE MOST CONSISTENTLY FUNNY AND EFFORTLESSLY CHARMING NEW COMICS AROUND" Jonathan Ross
 

"A TRUE MASTER OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY" BBC

"ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FRIENDS I'VE GOT." Peter Kay

"GUARANTEED TO DELIVER LAUGHS…INCREDIBLY FUNNY" Chortle

"A VERY FUNNY, VERY ENGAGING PERFORMER…A JOY" Scotsman

"A NATURAL WITH THE AUDIENCE, WARM, FUN, ENGAGING" Manchester Eve News
www.jasonmanford.com

 
 
8.15PM / 16+
£12 / £10 concessions
Box office: 01642 525 199


Sarah Millican, star of Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and if.comedy Best Newcomer, announces her debut UK tour.

The sweet and filthy Geordie's stand-up show promises jokes about life, love and what
 

to do when your boyfriend puts a sock on your boob during sex.

"Probably the finest female comedian working at the moment" Time Out

"Wonderfully wrong… incredibly funny" Metro

sarahmillican.co.uk
live at the apollo clip

 
 
BOX OFFICE: 01642 729 729

Phil McIntyre Entertainments Proudly Presents: MARK WATSON LIVE

The multi-award winning comedian and host of BBC's We Need Answers, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, and a Mock The Week regular and star of cult Radio 4 series Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better, Mark Watson finally returns to the road in the UK, with his most personal, most surprising, and funniest show yet. Total sell-out seasons at the Montreal, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh Festivals.


 


'A classic observational humorist, a stand-up superstar' Time Out New York

'By the end, the audience is in danger of collapsing with laughter' Evening Standard

'The highest achiever the Edinburgh Festival has seen this decade' Time

markwatsoncomedian.com